Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

You mama so poor when I walked through her front door I tripped on the back door.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a M&M’s factory for throwing out the W’s.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to arrange M&M’s in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so ugly the boogy man checks under his bed for her.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals any more!